Dear mom,

Why did you have to make me watch Blink on the night I have to be up at five in the morning?

Loved the episode, but AAHHHHHHH!!!,
your daughter
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Dear brain,

The Weeping Angels are not real. Stop trying to convince me they are. Even if they were real, the Doctor tricked them so they can't come to life again.

They're not going to come get me in my sleep. I will not open my eyes to see one or more in front of my face. I won't run into one waiting for me by the laundry room if I get up to go to the bathroom.

They're. Not. Real. Stop. It.

No love right now,
The nervous girl with the runaway imagination
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ETA one more

Dear people saying "Well it's not like they KILL you."

OH YEAH, because getting sucked out of your own time and being dropped all alone and far away from everybody and everything that you knew with little to know chance of contacting your own time is SO much fucking better.

Jerks,
a cranky, underslept Doctor Who fan who's still scared of the Weeping Angels.

how im feeling:: scared

Dear Dad:

Why do you have to be such a jackass and ruin everything? Why can't you email me and say "hey I can't wait to see you on Christmas Eve!" instead of saying something that makes me NOT WANT TO SEE YOU AT ALL. Do you not understand that by being a prick, that makes me want to stay away? And can you please just own up to the fact that you are the one who screwed up this relationship. Things will never be better until you admit your failures as a father. And also, why is it always my fault that we go months without speaking? If I remember correctly, you know how to use a computer and a phone as well. You are the parent here, you are supposed to want to talk to your daughter. It's not fair for you to do this to me. I did nothing wrong. Stop making it seem like I did.

Love,
Your only child.

Dear sister,

I know you just moved back in. I know you're still trying to get everything situated. But, you brought a dog here. AND we picked up your son today. You think you could, maybe, I don't know, actually BE HOME to take care of said things? Maybe THIS is the reason you don't have your son back. You finally get to see him, and what do you do? Go pick up your stupid boyfriend and take hours doing it. The boyfriend that doesn't even NEED to be coming over here in the first place. And don't even dare asking if you two can sleep in my bed, because it's 'bigger'. I will bitchslap you back 23 years into our mother's womb.


Much disgust,
Your sister.




Dear T,

YOU DO NOT NEED A FUCKING GUY TO BE HAPPY. Stop with all your whining.

- A.

Dear postal service,
Screw you.
Do you have ANY idea how crazy I'm going? I cried last night over my FUTURE.
I NEVER WORRY ABOUT MY FUTURE
I JUST ATE TWO CONSOLOANCE MINCE PIES AND NOW I FEEL SICK.
You even made e question my relationship which is an entirely different matter and none of your business quite frankly.
Now I know it takes a long tim to get mail out here to Middle Earth but you've had the whole weekend to get your act together so I'm not playing nice anymore.
I want that letter and I want it now.

No love
Disgruntled middle-of-nowhere-resident

Dear NDU
Please like me.
Please have sent me that letter. Or just sent it late.
You said you wanted to see me next year. So where is it?
I know I said I didn't care where I went, but now all I want is you.
I don't know how to fight for anything else.
Love?
Terrified Student-Nobody

how im feeling:: crushed

Dear World,

Stop fucking with me, okay? And stop upsetting my fiancé. Just go about your business and leave us the fuck alone.

No love,
That one guy you seem intent on screwing over.

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Dear Brittany Murphy,

So, you're dead now. Why? My fiancé liked you, and now he's upset because you're dead.

RIP,
The intended of one of your fans.

how im feeling:: aggravated
what im cranking:: Strangers Like Me (Finnish Version) - Pekka Kuorikoski

Attention Wal Mart Shoppers:

"PLEASE TAKE TWO MINUTES OUT OF YOUR IMPORTANT SCHEDULE TO RETURN SHOPPING CARTS TO THE PROPER RECEPTACLE. DO NOT LEAVE FIVE OR TEN SHOPPING CARTS IN EVERY FIFTH PARKING STALL. FOR GOD'S SAKE. IS IT THAT HARD TO WALK TEN STEPS TO THE SHOPPING CART AREA? THANKS, AND HAVE A NICE DAY. YOU LAZY PRICKS."

I understand you're trying to help and that your opinions are actually good sometimes, but please stop judging me.

My hair got destroyed because of a sister in beauty school and a screeching bitch of a mother demanding I be blonde. After 5 rounds of bleaching, I'm happy I have hair left. However, I don't want to be a blonde. I look ridiculous with my natural color. I understand that women pay hundreds of dollars every month to get my natural color, but it's those women that make me not want to be blonde.

But anyway, I'm sick of walking in there and you telling me how shitty my hair is and how awful i look. Or that I buy four different hair dyes. Or that my dye job just won't turn out until I buy a special conditioner, a filler prep, a protein pack, a protein filler, a placenta treatment, a keratin re builder and other various goos that you insist I need the extra large bottle for. Why can you help me pick out 90 different protein/conditioning/prep potions but you can't tell me which hair dye is semi permanent?

Also, stop looking at my hair like it's a freaking car accident and repeating "it's really damaged." I get that. No one knows that more than I do, so stop. I had to start buying box dye from the grocery store because I'm just so sick of you telling me how horrific my hair is. My hair is a sensitive subject, I didn't do this to myself, and I don't want to be walking into a store where 3-5 people are just constantly telling me what a damaged mess my hair is.

No love,

girl who has to go in there today for goo.

"I don't want you to hit me. because I think it's funny but you might not. Do be offended. But, you're purtty as Wyatt Erp when you first wake up. Mmmhmm."

Dear mall where I work,

...a two hours delay? Really? REALLY? You think that'll make a difference? The plows just came through on my street and the roads are still a mess. You think people can really drive in this? Hell, the BUSES aren't driving in this.

Do you really expect me to get to work this way? With no car, no buses, nobody in the house willing to drive me there, and my boyfriend all the way in Bethesda and probably on his way to work himself? I've already hurt myself slipping on the ice from less snow than this, and the buses were RUNNING that day. What the hell do you think I'm thinking about this much?

Well forget it. I'm staying right here. And if you try to get me fired for refusing to show up, so fucking be it.

No love,
a worker who can't believe you're trying to open today

ETA: At the time I wrote this in my head I didn't realize the buses had started again and not every street is as bad as mine. Ok, work, I'll bite, but if I almost get myself killed out there I fucking QUIT.

 dear christmas break,

I know it sounds crazy...but please pass by quickly. At least this week. So I can go to SoCal...and get back to hanging out with this crazy adorable guy I'm getting to know...so pass quickly!

-S

dear temperature in my house,

it's cold outside, but it doesn't need to be so warm inside! 

-S

dear distance.

you suck. the end.

-S