Dear cunt that nicked my memory sticks,

Fuck you.

I'm going to be carefully scouring the interwebs to make sure you aren't an art thief as well.

Thoroughly unimpressed,
Poor art student

Dear University Course Registration,

I hate you.

Annoyance,
A student.

Dear boss,

How was I supposed to know that we had a meeting at 7 in the morning? We're not even close to OPENING at 7 in the morning.

No freaking love,
Saria
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Dear self,

I think it's time you started calling on Saturday night to get your schedule. This keeps happening.

Love,
Me
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Dear music video,

GTFO the tv. I'm sick of seeing you. I bet everybody who requests it doesn't even watch it for the song.

No love,
Saria

Renee: I know whatever with them. We got each other.

All I needed was one override for a class. One override. You won't let me into the class because I'm not a business major (I'm in Computer Systems), yet this is the only one that fits into my schedule and is on the list of classes I should be allowed to take for my Business requirement towards my degree.
I'm graduating from university in May, and if I don't get into this class I'll be stuck for another semester just to take that ONE class. I emailed you on Wednesday asking about an override and so far I've been playing 20 Questions with you about when I graduate, what my grades are, etc.

If you're going to be a pain in the ass about all this, I'll go the college dean; I don't care.

Frustrated,
Laur

"hannah, i wanna kiss you all the time. i'll kiss you in the morning when we just woke up and you have morning breath... i'll kiss you after you eat italian and have garlic breath... i'll kiss you when you have mexican food breath... i'll kiss you all the time."

Dear people in A's society, well I say people I mean R and L

How dare you be so rude to him?! He needed help, the projector wasn't working and you guys just sat there. Previously you rang to see where he was as "he should've been here at 9". We were running late from the fireworks, so sue us. It's not as if a decent amount of you ever turn up to his screenings anyway. If it weren't for him, there'd be no film soc. Not one of you knows how to organise the night, has your own speakers to even hold a night, you can't deal with the Guild and your social was a total disaster. You are, to be frank, awful officers who balls up everything you do.

And L, there was no need for that shitty message you sent round to everyone on facebook. I know you're miffed that Andrew won't go back out with you - face it, your date was a disaster, you have nothing in common and you are hard work! - but there was no need for the callousness of that message. Yes, you normally have a 'talkative' evening, but you all ignore A and talk to each other. The fact that you were all so off with him didn't help the atmosphere of the evening. Your screenings are never punctual (hell, anime's aren't either) and never well-organised. Something always goes wrong. And R, seriously, you come across as such a shit-stirrer. It's obvious you don't want A and L together, but at least keep them friends. I'm starting to agree, it does seem like you all want A out of his society.

No love right now
Shocked at what you're doing

I am currently doing a work placement in a cosmetic insitute. My boss was away, and I was at the reception desk when the phone rang, not knowing it was her calling.

Me: Good morning, Wellness Eastgate, Victoria L. speaking.
Her: Oh, how very lovely said!

It's just a little thing, but it made me smile. :)

And the next day:

Her: Miss L., is there any cream or any other product you'd like to try?
Me: Uhm... I don't know, uh... might have to look through them again...
Her: You don't have to decide now, but I'd like to give you one.
Me: ...seriously? O_O
Her: Yes, for your efforts. You've really done a lot. :)
Me: *speechless* ...uhm...uh... thank you!^^

She's so awesome! =D

dear bathmates,

how are you so effing loud ALL the time? you come in laughing extremely loudly, come in and use the toilet loudly, then slam the door on your way out, then more loud laughing. Why do you have to shower at midnight? How the hell did you break the effing toilet lid and seat off?? How did you have the nerve to call in a noise complaint on me and my roommate when she was listening to music fairly low to go to sleep and i wasn't even here? We're hardly EVER here. We're just here it seems when you want to make the most noise when both of us have to get up at ungodly hours of the morning....

Why do you have to be such immature, annoying, loud,  unfriendly freshmen?

Annoy,
Me

dear freshmen in general,

i've always wanted the upperclassman awe. WHY DO I NOT GET THE UPPERCLASSMEN AWE?

kind of just curious,
Me

how im feeling:: depressed
what im cranking:: none...sadly.

Age 13, I had a crush on some guy who knew I liked him and never acted on it. 6 years later he tells me he regrets not jumping on the chance to be with me as I grew into a very beautiful woman. He's a little late and I've far from lost my interest in him but it's nice to know I am someones "the one who got away."