Dear student teaching placement head,

You are a fucking moron! I wanted a high school student teaching placement, and you got me a middle school placement. When I called you (which took forever, so thanks), you said that no one was willing to take me at the high school level at my school. No one? You couldn't have told me this before I had no time left to switch schools?! Now I have to take the elective that switches me over to certification for both high school and middle school, and I'll miss out on that technology elective I wanted to take in the summer. I came in for high school English and special education, not middle school anything. Here is to switching my seminar and having an interesting next semester, you asshole!

Wishing you weren't program head,

an unhappy wingless caveman.

P.S. On the plus side, I'll have three certifications instead of two when I leave this school, but still. I only wanted two!

Dear residence life,

When I call for a lock out, don't make me wait forty one minutes. I want to get in to my room and go about my day! Can't you guys do anything quickly?!

Seething,

An unhappy wingless caveman.

Dear S,

Go shove your messages about how my boyfriend is making money in the short term up your ass! I don't need to hear how I'll be in debt forever and not making more money than him. You also used to tell me that my student loans would prevent me from making more money than you. Well guess what? I think anyone can make more money than a sickly, fatigued, failed room inspection twice asshole who fell apart after I left town. So stop shoving money matters in my face!

Severely unhappy,

an unhappy wingless caveman.

how im feeling:: blah

Dear LJ "find an RP buddy" comms;

I'd love it if I could find someone who isn't looking specifically for Kingdom Hearts or Axis Powers Hetalia yaoi, because that's about what 2/3 of the requests for buddies seem to be. I care not for yaoi, nor do I have a liking for either of the two fandoms (though it's not to say I don't like them. I'm indifferent). I'm also not into RP just to find an online fuck-buddy. I just want to do a fun, action-y plot. That feels like such a stretch to ask for nowadays. =/

So today, I helped my friend with a paper that she was writing for a mass communications class. Once I had finished editing it, she told me to hold out my hand. I did so, and she put a handful of japanese mango gummies into my palm. "I don't know how else to repay you" she said. That was certainly more than enough to me =]

Dear Friend,

Fuck, all you do is complain, and it's always petty shit. I mean, I know we all have little annoyances that we must complain about sometimes but can you PLEASE get back to me when you have some real problems? I'm sorry, but I just don't care if you have to get up earlier to go to your job. I've been getting up that early for the past five years for goddamn school. At least you're getting paid.

Love,
Your Friend

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Dear Other Friends,

Why do you insist on going out with guys that you know are assholes? Do you have any idea how frustrating this is for me? And I'm just standing at the sidelines telling you that this a bad fucking idea. I can only imagine how bad it must be for you guys.

You've admitted that I'm right and it's a bad idea... so why do you keep doing it?

Frustrated,
Your Friend

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Dear Guyliner,

I'm sorry that you're misunderstood. I'm sorry that many people don't like you and think you're a very bad idea.

Just know that I disagree, I think you're awesome, depending on the guy whose face you happen to be on.

Love,
The Girl Who Loves Guyliner

Dear Lady Gaga,

Look, i know you get a lot of press all the time about your kooky dressing, and i reckon that's mostly what you do it for. But i'm being serious now... stop. I'm a happily loved-up, very straight young woman, but there's something about your diamond and chainmail outfit from the new bad romance video and the white underwear you wear that's ridiculously sexy. Probably in a "wow, look how beautiful she looks. i must admire her for her awesomeness" way more than a "lets strip and have hot passionate lesbian sex" way but on the offchance it IS the latter, kingly desist.

Also, stop making such catchy music. I am a happy and content rock fan, or certainly have morphed that way in recent months. WHY DO I LIKE YOUR SONGS SO MUCH?!

Love that is not wanted,
Me.

p.s. that diamond curtain from the bad romance video? PURE LOVE

I made this dream catcher shirt for my friend out of fabric markers, and he said, "Thanks again for my shirt! It's awesome! I got compliments all day today!"

Dear Friends and everyone else online who I talk to

GODDAMNIT ASK ME HOW MY DAY WAS.

Signed~
The Dutchess

"sometimes when you look at me, your eyes light up and it makes me feel really happy." - boyfriend

<3 <3 <3

how im feeling:: loved

Our drama-choir department is really well integrated, and all the seniors are pretty tight, but even so there are always divisions, right? In who hangs out together, and whatnot. I got this wall post on facebook from some girls that I don't talk to that frequently:

"i just wanna say ur super duper cute!"
~"yes yes yes"

Sweethearts <3